What a great idea

What a larf:

"Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb."

www.garfieldminusgarfield.net

This Old Horse

Ladies and Gentlemen i'd like to introduce to you my new best friend: Mr John McCririck

How Much???

I may be Yorkshire but i really have to decline this loan. I found it advertised on FaceBook.

Dave Gilmour

I love this... This is ace...

Bastards!!!!!

ome anus drove into my car clipping the rear right edge by the window. Breaking my back window and denting my boot. However, they left no note of apology or insurance. I've been fucked over!

This is gonna cost me £200 :(

Here's a piccy of it being towed away:



As a result, i got wet to the pants walking to work this morning - lol

Jim Jefferies - Explict Comedian

If you're easily offended don't watch this... if you don't care... Watch this...

Fruit Tree

Now this is what Sunday's are all about. I have spent since 3pm till 11pm sat on my arse pretty much. Something i have wanted to do for years but haven't been able to for one reason or another.
It was good to Philippa this weekend after not seeing her all week. Friday night i cooked for my new roomys a splendid chinese chilli chicken with rice. Saturday i had my hair cut and spent the day wondering around York getting this that and the other.
I dropped Philippa home about 2pm and paid a visit to a few friends before heading home for my afternoon on the sofa.

Next weekend i cook a BBQ for 40 guests... Just imagine the mayhem!

On Lunch

Yummmy - Left over KFC. Hmmmm That reminds me...



Charlie: How can you hate "The Colonel"?
Charlies Dad: He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smart arse!

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Busy Day

Sooo busy infact, I am still at work! I don't mind though... Just had a bucket meal from KFC :)

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Mobile Torment

So, it turns out i am on a 2 year contract with Orange and after a year my phone is pretty much dead on me. I was unable to make phone calls at 5.30 from York. Being the cancerous old git i am turning into i decided to find out what the shitting crikey was wrong.

The man in the shop was oooooing and errrrrring after i told him the story which generally means he didn't have a sodding clue and i sighed obviously loud when i realised this hoping he would notice and speak to his supervisor. Due to the 2 year contract, this meant that i was not entitled to a free upgrade which sucks a large hairy walnut.

To cut a long story short (too late)...


They decided i could use Emergency Insurance to get a next day delivery replacement phone at the mere cost of £30.00 (bargain) I then was subjected to a heavily accented fella on the phone reading me terms and conditions about the policy...



... The important bit is that i had to surrender my old phone but keep the battery and my sim. They didn't mention the memory card nor the fact i would have to keep the battery cover from my old phone... The Bastards!... I did what they said i followed every last detail. And now they are charging me £25 to try ad locate my old phone so they can return to me what was once mine... if they can find it or not!

Wankers!!!!

Home time soon.

I'm excited... Another quiet night in the making.

w00p!

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Freak Electrics

Freaky electrics at this new house. The whole house tripped out yesterday morning which stopped me trying out the power shower. Last night though, all the lights went ping and tripped out.

I have set a wheel in motion to see if i can get sparky Dave to take a looksy.

Last night, i enjoyed a night in watching the second season of the Mighty Boooosh. Put Away those Fiery Biscuits!